Bernie brings his pet bulldog – named Gassy (Can you guess why?) – to school. But the school has a strict No Pets rule. That doesn’t bother Bernie. He simply enrolls Gassy as a transfer student. What do you think? Can a farting dog make it as a student at the Rotten School?
Added by: Kahena | Karma: 11524.33 | Fiction literature | 10 October 2010
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The Big Blue Barff-Off
Sherman Oaks is constantly showing off his amazing digital watch that has 42 different functions. Bernie Bridges drools over it – he has to have it. Bernie gets his friends involved in a scheme to get the watch, which leads to a hilarious pie-eating contest that will gross you out for sure!
For nearly a year Bernie Rhodenbarr has gone straight...well of a fashion. But Bernie has a new landlord for his Greenwich Village bookstore - Bernie Stoppelagard - not a nice man, who wants to increase his rent by 10,000 dollars...a month! Desperate times call for desperate measures. So Bernie is back to work burgling an apartment of a couple on a European tour of untraceable cash. There is only one problem - the naked man in the bathroom - and the fact that he is deceased.
