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The Big Blue Barff-Off


Sherman Oaks is constantly showing off his amazing digital watch that has 42 different functions. Bernie Bridges drools over it – he has to have it. Bernie gets his friends involved in a scheme to get the watch, which leads to a hilarious pie-eating contest that will gross you out for sure!

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My bird alarm clock woke me up gently. I opened my big brown eyes and smiled. Catch those dimples in my cheeks. I always wake up with a smile.
Hey, I'm Bernie Bridges. Why shouldn't I smile?
I had no idea today was the day it would all start. No idea what I'd find when I stepped outside.
No idea that today would lead to the Biggest Pie Battle in the history of the school—maybe the WORLD!
How could I know? I was still half-asleep.
I raised my head. I could hear the other guys in my dorm rushing out to the Dining Hall to get breakfast.
Hey, am I going to hurry? No way. I settled back on my feather pillow and smiled some more.
I knew my faithful friend Belzer would bring my breakfast on a tray. Belzer brings me breakfast in bed every morning.
Good kid, Belzer.

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