Bernie has it all figured out. April-May June will ask him to the annual girl-invite-boy school dance. They’ll dance the night away, and April-May June will totally fall for him. There’s only one problem: Reality. April-May June doesn’t know she is destined to go with him and Jennifer Ecch swoops in and asks Bernie first. Yuck! How can Bernie shake the unshakable Ecch?
Bernie Bridges and his friends have finally done it! Their really rotten behavior has made their teacher, Mrs. Heinie, quit. For the rest of the year, they will have a substitute teacher. Everyone in Bernie’s class thinks that this means it’s party time!
And the Heinie Prize Goes to . . . Belzer is a loser with a capital L. He does everything for Bernie Bridges—washes his dirty underwear, finishes his homework, even walks his smelly dog! Bernie has it good! But now Belzer’s parents are taking him out of Rotten School. Bernie has to make Belzer stay! (How else will he get his breakfast in bed every morning?) Bernie has only one choice—he has to help Belzer win the Heinie Prize for Most Outstanding Student. But can Bernie really make Belzer worthy of a Heinie?
It’s the school talent show, and this year Bernie Bridges wants to beat Nyce House. He wants a kid from his dorm, Rotten House, to win. The problem is, no one in Rotten House has any talent. At least that’s what Bernie thinks, until he walks past a closet and hears the most amazing guitar playing—it’s Chipmunk, the shyest kid in Rotten House. Bernie signs Chipmunk right up for the show…and then discovers that playing in front of an audience makes Chipmunk puke—a lot. His surefire winner can only perform in a closet.
Bernie’s in major trouble! Jennifer Ecch, the biggest, toughest girl in Rotten School, is in love with him. She’ll do anything to get him to be her boyfriend. That’s why she joins the totally rotten all-boys football team. And with Jennifer on the team, they can’t lose. But that’s definitely bad. ’Cause if they win, they’ll have to play against the National Champions—the killer Flesh-Eaters.
Now Bernie’s in double trouble! Someone has got to stop the Attack of the Ecch!
