Lynsay Sands (Argeneau Family 03) Single White Vampire
When the stories of a vampire who is writing the biographies of his kin are mistaken for romances, the vampire's publisher forces him to go to a romance convention—where he finds a romance of his own.
A prequel of sorts to Sands’s paranormal comedy, Single White Vampire, this lightweight romantic romp shoots for the easy laugh and often misses. The allure of vampires lies in their strength and seeming invulnerability, but Etienne Argeneau, this book’s bloodsucking hero, is curiously incompetent when it comes to dispatching a crazed mortal named Pudge who’s intent on lopping his head off.
Product Description: A scholarly lexicon and stimulating "rough guide" for cultural studies as it confronts and navigates the shifting sands of past, present and future.
Oh, I married a wife - she's the plague of my life - and I wish I were single again!! So thought confidence trickster Herbert Bennett when he put on a false moustache, lured his confederate wife to Yarmouth sands, and strangled her...