Mr Bean - Learn English through Funny story - level 2

This book is novel version of comedy drama which is popular in the world and has two short stories.
One is that a man called Mr. Bean went to high grade restaurant to celebrate his birthday, but he had little money and didn’t like plate of stake tartare he ordered. So he tried to hide meat at many places such as in the vase, in the bread roll, and in waiter’s trousers. However, other waiter saw it, so Mr. Bean thought quickly, and blamed waiter for hiding meat. The manager took a big plate as a token of apology, but it was the same as the meat which he didn’t like....

Merde Actually

A year after arriving in France, Englishman Paul West is still struggling with some fundamental questions: What is the best way to scare a gendarme? Why are there no health warnings on French nudist beaches? And is it really polite to sleep with your boss' mistress? Paul opens his English tea room, and mutates (temporarily) into a Parisian waiter; samples the pleasures of typically French hotel-room afternoons; and, on a return visit to the UK, sees the full horror of a British office party through Parisian eyes.