Added by: Kahena | Karma: 11526.39 | Kids, Fiction literature | 10 October 2010
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The Rottenest Angel
Rotten School has a new student. His name is Angel Goodeboy, and Bernie Bridges had better watch out, because Angel Goodeboy really is Good with a capital G! The girls love Angel. The teachers love him. The Rotten House guys love him. The Nyce House guys love him. Even Bernie’s dog, Gassy, loves him. Angel is MR. POPULAR.
Added by: Kahena | Karma: 11526.39 | Kids, Fiction literature | 10 October 2010
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Party Poopers
Bernie has it all figured out. April-May June will ask him to the annual girl-invite-boy school dance. They’ll dance the night away, and April-May June will totally fall for him. There’s only one problem: Reality. April-May June doesn’t know she is destined to go with him and Jennifer Ecch swoops in and asks Bernie first. Yuck! How can Bernie shake the unshakable Ecch?
Added by: Kahena | Karma: 11526.39 | Kids, Fiction literature | 10 October 2010
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The Teacher from Heck
Bernie Bridges and his friends have finally done it! Their really rotten behavior has made their teacher, Mrs. Heinie, quit. For the rest of the year, they will have a substitute teacher. Everyone in Bernie’s class thinks that this means it’s party time!
Added by: Kahena | Karma: 11526.39 | Kids, Fiction literature | 10 October 2010
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Dudes, the School is Haunted
Joe Sweety is the worst kind of bully -- big, mean, and always ready to use his fists. Chipmunk is the shiest, clumsiest kid at Rotten School. When Chipmunk is paired with Joe on the class trip, things get ugly -- and fast! Chipmunk spills his apple juice on Joe, he barfs on Joe, and he pulls down Joe's pants. All accidents, of course. But does Joe care? No way! He is out to get Chipmunk!
Added by: Kahena | Karma: 11526.39 | Kids, Fiction literature | 10 October 2010
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The Heinie Prize
And the Heinie Prize Goes to . . . Belzer is a loser with a capital L. He does everything for Bernie Bridges—washes his dirty underwear, finishes his homework, even walks his smelly dog! Bernie has it good! But now Belzer’s parents are taking him out of Rotten School. Bernie has to make Belzer stay! (How else will he get his breakfast in bed every morning?) Bernie has only one choice—he has to help Belzer win the Heinie Prize for Most Outstanding Student. But can Bernie really make Belzer worthy of a Heinie?