Bernie Bridges and his friends have finally done it! Their really rotten behavior has made their teacher, Mrs. Heinie, quit. For the rest of the year, they will have a substitute teacher. Everyone in Bernie’s class thinks that this means it’s party time!
But Mr. Skruloose is no ordinary sub. Oh, no—this guy has taught in the toughest military schools. And he has rules:
Eyes straight ahead. No glancing from side to side.
No rapid breathing. Breathe through BOTH nostrils.
No bathroom passes—ever!
Both feet on the floor at all times, shoes at a 45-degree angle.
Posture counts for 25 percent of your grade.
And that’s just the beginning…
So it’s time for Bernie to come up with his most important plan yet: How to get rid of the teacher from heck!