Belzer is a loser with a capital L. He does everything for Bernie Bridges—washes his dirty underwear, finishes his homework, even walks his smelly dog! Bernie has it good! But now Belzer’s parents are taking him out of Rotten School. Bernie has to make Belzer stay! (How else will he get his breakfast in bed every morning?) Bernie has only one choice—he has to help Belzer win the Heinie Prize for Most Outstanding Student. But can Bernie really make Belzer worthy of a Heinie?