Party Poopers

Bernie has it all figured out. April-May June will ask him to the annual girl-invite-boy school dance. They’ll dance the night away, and April-May June will totally fall for him. There’s only one problem: Reality. April-May June doesn’t know she is destined to go with him and Jennifer Ecch swoops in and asks Bernie first. Yuck! How can Bernie shake the unshakable Ecch?

Bernie has a plan. He’ll convince Jennifer that that he is lower than toe fungus and not worthy enough to go to the dance with her. But love is blind. No matter what ridiculous thing he does, Jennifer remains devoted to him.

Bernie has no choice. The time has come to hold a long-distance snot-blowing contest right in front of Jennifer. That should be gross enough to get Jennifer out of his life—shouldn’t it?