This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It (Audiobook) 2012
Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. This is not a metaphor. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That’s just as well, since the “cure” involves learning what a chain saw tastes like. You can’t feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You can’t see it, because it decides what you see. You won’t even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed.
Added by: Kahena | Karma: 11524.33 | Fiction literature | 15 January 2012
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Winning fans in Europe and America for their dark sophistication and dry humor, Andrea Camilleri's crime novels are classics of the genre. Set once again in Sicily, The Patience of the Spider pits Inspector Montalbano against his greatest foe yet: the weight of his own years. Still recovering from the gunshot wound he suffered in Rounding the Mark, he must overcome self-imposed seclusion and waxing self-doubt to penetrate a web of hatred and secrets in pursuit of the strangest culprit he's ever hunted. A mystery unlike any other, this emotionally taut story brings the Montalbano saga to a captivating crossroads.
The Web of Dreams has been destroyed and every night more and more nightmares are slipping into people's dreams! Jennifer, or Dragonfly to her fairy friends, is chosen to lead a fairy team to discover what happened to the Web and get a new one made immediately. To do so, they must make a dangerous journey, hunt down the Dream Spider and convince him to weave away the bad dreams. But the Dream Spider is far away, and danger might be closer than they think...
Anyone who has spent time with young children knows that the stream of questions is endless-and that every answer is usually greeted with "why?" In this new series, kids can get the answers straight from the source!Are all spider webs the same? Where are your eyes, butterfly? Ask a Bug answers the who, what, when, where, and why of insects and their relatives so that kids won't have to bug you for answers.
