How to Get a Gorilla Out of Your Bathtub

In this essential instruction manual for dealing with an all too common and terribly troublesome childhood dilemma, kids will learn just how tricky it can be to get a gorilla out of the bathtub.

First of all, they have to do it carefully enough not to leave gorilla tracks all over the house that would certainly give their moms a big scare! They can’t just tie a rope around the gorilla’s neck and tug it reminds gorillas of getting tangled up in a bowl of spaghetti! You would think laying a trail of bananas would do the trick but that’s because people don’t realize that gorillas like being in the tub more than they like bananas. Who knew!?! A kid can’t just head for his grandma’s house either there’s a good chance the gorilla will follow and get in her tub!