In Guide to Pirate Parenting you ll learn:
Ten benefits of raising a pirate
At what age your child should be able to remove a bottlecap by taking out his glass eye and using it as an opener
Which offense requires administering The Flying Dutchman Wedgie
How to prevent sogging the quartermaster
The best place to maroon your disobedient child
How to remove chewing gum or a giant octopus from your child s hair
The difference between plundering and pillaging
How to convert your minivan into a pirate schooner.
Each information-packed section ends with, Your pirate's progress, a short quiz that shows whether your child is reaching his or her pirate development milestones. In this tongue-in-cheek offering, raising a child has never been so much fun!
