Just Stop Having Problems, Stupid!

Many people have come to me over the years, at least half of them willingly, and most not under sedation. And of that half, some of those people have serious problems, and of those people, many of them do not know that I haven't the faintest idea what I can do for them. None.You see. I'm not a bona fide "doctor" in the strictest sense; that is. in the sense that a "university*' has granted me a "doctorate." My doctorate is what I call the doctorate of life. It wasn't handed to me bv a "dean of students" on a "platform," unless that dean of students was life, and the platform was also life in a slightly different metaphorical sense.