забавный английский / Pronunciation Poem

Poems showing the absurdities of English spelling
Может быть и шуткой, а может быть и учебным материалом….Англичане с удовольствием шутят над собой и над своим языком.
Mp3 + texts 

It contains two poems:
1) 'The Pronunciation Poem' (pdf+mp3) by BBC;
2) 'The Chaos' by Dr. Gerard Nolst Trenit aka Charivarius (2 pdfs+ some audio) which narrated in American an British-pronunciation ways.

NB: British is experpt!
I've neatly picked it up on the net and submitted to your kindest attention! Hope you will like it!