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Poetry Contest Results and WINNERS!


So, we are happy to announce the winners of our Poetry Contest!

First place, together with any selected item from our Souvenir Shop goes to pupsoid1!!!  Here's the winning poem:

My wife says I'm a bit insane: "You're downloading every day,
You never eat, you rarely wash, You say monosyllabic tosh...
You take no notice of my hips, God, damn them all at Englishtips!"
Oh honey, let me just explain What I'm doing here each day.
I'm sure that you will understand Then you'll get pregnant as we planned.
"I'd rather download all these books Than have it on the side in nooks.
Or drink much vodka or champagne, Or tease some angry bulls in Spain".
So let me finish what I've started and our kid won't be retarded.
I have to check out on this link, I'll be right by you in a blink."
And then she kissed me on the lips... my God, I love the Englishtips!

Second winner is castaway with the following poem:

E for Easily accessed,
N for Not so often messed,
G for Getting what you need,
L for Letting users breed.
I for ‘I feel no remorse,
S for Sharing’, of course.
H for Home starting page,
T for Things for any age.
I is near, look above,
P for Parrot, not for Dove)))
S was mentioned once before,
. for dot and nothing more.
O for 'Oh I love this site!'
R for Rigid copyright.
G for Glad you’ve learned to spell Our password. Use it well.

We have also decided to have TWO more winners who will also get Premium accounts for one month:
Third place goes to the following two poems by dinloth and slelka:

When your English isn’t perfect,
And your budget is just wrecked,
When your teacher doesn’t care,
That his course book is too rare,
Close your eyes and let your lips
Utter quietly ”Englishtips”


English here, English there,
At Englishtips it’s everywhere.
Hundreds, millions resources
From all kinds of different sources.
For every teacher, student, guest -

We have already contacted each winner and provided the instructions for getting their prizes.
Everyone who participated in the contest - THANK YOU! It was real pleasure to see all those nice new poems every day!