When the Elephant walks, he scares the Bear. When the Bear runs away, he scares the Crocodile. When the Crocodile swims for his life, he scares the Wild Hog . . . and so on, down to the Mouse.
Light up those longer winter nights with magic and adventure! Turn the pages of Issue 16 and you’ll find Snow White, the magical car Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, the great Norse God Odin, Jack’s house, an incredible elephant, a polar bear called Nanuk and a gift-giving North Wind! Don’t miss it!
Jokelopedia: The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever
Added by: miaow | Karma: 8463.35 | Other | 16 June 2015
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Jokelopedia, Third Edition, is an all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1,700 kid-friendly jokes, tongue twisters, riddles, and puns. The perfect gift for incurable jokesters, class clowns, comedians-to-be, and aspiring ventriloquists—not to mention the quieter kids who still love a good laugh—it features doctor jokes, robber jokes, teacher jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, lightbulb jokes, movie star jokes, gross-out jokes, vampire jokes, and elephant jokes. Plus, it has the classics, fresh variations on the classics, and jokes with nothing classic about them. And all jokes are organized into categories for easy reference.
Matt Purland from Banana English.com presents 12 video lessons as follows: Video Lesson #1 - What's Missing? (MP4 - 3 mins 3 secs) Video Lesson #2 - Kings & Queens of England (WMV - 3 mins 26 secs) Video Lesson #3 - Shared Words in Polish and English (MP4 - 3 mins 33 secs) Video Lesson #4 - Favourite Colours (MP4 - 1 min 28 secs) Video Lesson #5 - Where's Annie's Elephant? (MP4 - 3 mins 24 secs) Video Lesson #6 - Visit Beautiful Sydney (MOV - 2 mins 25 secs) REUPLOAD NEEDED
While many elements of civilized culture provided much comic fodder for Mark Twain, detectives occupied a portion of his observations and writing for a time. The story of the Stolen White Elephant, though entirely preposterous, is rumored to be modeled after real life efforts of an actual police department who misplaced the body of a deceased victim. This audio story will leave you laughing out loud.
